Funny T-Shirt Slogans: Ideas That Actually Get a Laugh
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A good slogan t-shirt does one job: it says something in a few words that makes someone smile, nod or start a conversation. If you're looking for funny t-shirt slogans, whether for a gift, a group order or your own wardrobe, here are the ideas that tend to work best, with a few tips on what makes a slogan land.
What makes a funny t-shirt slogan work?
- It's short. Two to five words is the sweet spot. If it takes more than a glance to read, it loses its punch.
- It's relatable. The best slogans say something people already think but rarely say out loud.
- It suits the wearer. A slogan works best when people who know the wearer think "that's so them".
- It's printed boldly. Big, clean lettering is easier to read from across a room and looks better in photos.
Funny slogans for dads
Dad t-shirts are one of the easiest gifts to get right, especially for the dad who insists he doesn't want anything.
See them all in our dad t-shirts collection.
Funny slogans for cat lovers
Cat owners know exactly who is in charge at home, and a slogan t-shirt is a good way to admit it.
Browse more in our gifts for cat lovers.
Funny slogans for coffee and tea drinkers
- Coffee First, Feelings Later: for anyone who can't be spoken to before the first cup.
- Not Everyone's Cup of Tea: for the proudly acquired taste.
Pair a t-shirt with a mug from our coffee lover gifts for an easy gift set.
Funny slogans with a bit more meaning
Some of the slogans people connect with most are funny because they're honest. They're a light way of saying something real.
- I'm Fine: for anyone who says it when they're not quite.
- The Gym Is My Therapy
- It's Okay to Not Be Okay: our signature design.
You'll find more in our mental health t-shirts.
Short slogan ideas to try
If you're designing your own t-shirt for a birthday, a stag or hen do, or a team day, here are some short formats that tend to work:
- "[Thing] First, [Thing] Later", such as Coffee First, Feelings Later.
- "[Role] of the Year", such as Uncle of the Year or Dog Walker of the Year.
- "Powered by [thing]", such as Powered by Tea or Powered by Biscuits.
- "Professional [hobby]", such as Professional Napper.
- A two-word title, such as Cat Dad, Rad Dad or Plant Mum. Simple, and hard to get wrong.
Our t-shirts
All of our slogan t-shirts are 100% organic cotton, printed to order in the UK by Teemill using renewable energy, and designed to be sent back and remade when they're worn out. Buy 2 or more items and save 5%, or 4 or more and save 10%, applied automatically at checkout. Free UK delivery on orders over £35.
